First Serious Post........

WHILE READING THIS POST PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SONG "WARMNESS ON THE SOUL" BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD...............IT WILL HELP SET THE MOOD........

I MEAN IT!!!! SEARCH IT ON YOUTUBE AND PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Its a sad world.........first wei jien left us behind in our pit of despair and sorrow.............now its mun fhoong's turn..............who knows who the next person may be........

SAM program really can kill those who are weak.........but remember that no matter where we are now in life, there is always time for change.............we will eventually find our path in the woods of death as long as we don't stop walking and finding it............

Even if the path must lead to sacrifices and even lead to walking away from people we care for, it will be alright as long as we keep our heads high and keep walking..........

Yes, i know this post is gay...............

Sir Will has a blog......

A couple of months ago, sir will decided to have a blog to seek revenge on me.......

Well, it seems he only has two posts in his blog and they aren't even real posts.......how sad.....lol

I spoke to him one fine night and this was what he said on msn....:

kelvin - www.thechroniclesofdatingyourmum.blogspot.com says:
emergency

kelvin - www.thechroniclesofdatingyourmum.blogspot.com says:
physics

AJIn -W!LL says: (Sir will)
y

AJIn -W!LL says:
wtf i duno anything

Even he admits he doesn't know anything...............




i googled miss Ng and this was what i found lol...........

speaking of miss Ng a few S1 idiots such as kin fai, norris and tneh and those bastards found a table that had this specialist mathematics working written on it:

Miss Ng = Not Shit ------equation 1
Not Miss Ng = Shit -------equation 2

Equation 1 + equation 2 ----->>>> Miss Ng + Not Miss Ng = Not Shit + Shit
Miss Ng ( 1 + Not) = Shit (Not + 1)
Thus, Miss Ng = Shit

i dunno who the guy who wrote this is, or which miss Ng he is referring to , but i gotta admit he is a genius..........

WTF!!!!!!! 3 months BREAK

last time i posted was in march ....i din know it was that long!

just post something la.....cos crazy serene complaining......

just watch this video....its linkin park's NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Reason Is YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Came back home yesterday after college, sat at my com and watched some shitty youtube videos....then,

1. Norris reminded me that i OWNED him in pool ( Jack , Will and Jon Lui witnessed it with their own eyes)
2. SHOE begged to see my lil dog again, only to bring a rombongan of 5 ppl.......plus another 3 humans who just came back from HELP college (one of them is very easily amused and conned with magic tricks that couldn't even fool a 2 year old)
3. Drove to Atria at night, only to find out that my night driving sucks shiet and that the dumb CD shop has no stocks left of AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then i had to layan those 8 ppl while Kim, Jeff and KP did IT with Miss Phua!!!!!!!!

DID WHAT??!!!! Capoeira laaaaaaaa............. U HORNY BASTARDS!!!

serene tagged my blog......i read her blog....i still dunno what it means.............

Harry potter 3>>>>

Dong Bang Sing Kheh AKA DBSK

Shit....today kena blast by Jeremy and Gab in the bus.....Gab held me down while Jer fucked me in the ass..............

ok that sounds gay .....

KP flirted with miss phua again today.......And this time he succeeded cos she responded by saying " Kheng Piow you very handsome ma!!!".......Then after that when i attempted to impress her with my physics skills, she hit me right in the face by saying that my answer was wrong.....

But i still love KP.....cos he share with me his chem sources .......

LOL this post is damn gay........must be the title influencing me to act this way...........NO OFFENSE CALVIN!

Second episode of harry potter>>>>

SPM, one utama and the dragon slayer

SPM was .....SPM.....

I saw the news and one boy got 21 A1s for SPM.....his from kedah my fren say....

I mean, 21....its like 7 times 3........or the number of toes and fingers you will ever have plus one,...........or the legal drinking age in malaysia.........or the total yards of area the guy has in terms of paddy fields to plant some gay paddy .......

Based on SPM history, the highest number of A1s every year recently increases by about 4......so in year 2015, there will be some random gayshit who has 50 A1s......

while he celebrates with is family, i came across this video which i think is bloody funny......WATCH LA....

Puan Mahani

Its freaky how teachers find our blogs and stalk us..........I bet you s1 ppl my life savings that puan mahani randomly searches random stuff on google or yahoo after she laugh at our low chemistry marks. Yahoo? does anyone even use yahoo? lol i hope she doesn't read this.........

tomorrow resit/re-sit/ reseat/ re-seat / do again driving test since i f-ing failed. If i fail again its will's fault...Calvin taking driving test tomorrow as well, hope you meet the same fate as me you speeder!!! jkjk...

kheng piow kena tiow that day by mahani because he has a bad attitude... lol.....i find that funny , no offense puan mahani...

once get license can go illegally drive to old school to get SPM results.....i'm not scared....berani kerana benar, takut kerana salah.....

Puan Rumynathan is gonna retire soon, so lets make sure we give her the sickest results for SPM, so she wont die a horrible death!!!>>>>>

ps: Didn't you hear? SHE LOST SOME WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Safety Driving School

Skipped college today .... to pass driving test .
But

1. i failed miserably .
2. That mofo Tneh laughed at my failure.
3. I found out kin fai is more gay than i thought he was.
4. Ian u owe me 3 bucks u bitch......

klar basically i mati enjin as usual , but this time the car died while it was in two different lanes. Lains?

The tester was damn scared cos i was blocking the whole road......i mean the WHOLE road , so he failed me there and then.....BITCH LOL

Pics....whats a blog without pics.....

those were the cars i was given....i chose the one on the left. I mean, who wouldn't?

Taylors 101

Its been two months since college started...... and i still blame Will for everything....

Thats him alright.....lol